If my dog could text
sneak peak: a poem imagining what my dog and I would text about; mad, I know If my dog could text, here is what she'd say. She'd send me all her thoughts, every moment of every day. And if I didn't reply to her IMMEDIATELY, right away- She'd send a head-tilt selfie with her expression of dismay. If my dog could text, she'd ask where I had gone. I'd say "I'm running errands - promise I won't be long." She'd say "You should have brought me with you! 'No dogs in shops' - it's just not on. Maybe I'll take up howling, and sing a doleful song." If my dog could text, I'd never be alone. She'd say "See you so soon! What time will you be home?" I'd tell her "Not far now! Ten minutes, according to my phone. I'll go via the supermarket and bring you a stinky bone." If my dog could text, she'd send all sorts of stuff. A photo of a squirrel - very blurry, mostly fluff. "Did you cat...
